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Author Topic: Who would make the best President? (Read 61 times)
mikeinsa
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I was debating JB and Holly but then I thought more and realized that our country could not stand having another "cigar" event in the white house.
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Author Topic: Winter Movie Reviews (Read 108 times)
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« Result #2 on Dec 13, 2007, 1:05pm »
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If Ken had married Holly, he'd have won an Oscar by now.
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Author Topic: Joe Horn... (Read 436 times)
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Re: Joe Horn...
« Result #3 on Dec 5, 2007, 9:07am »
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Quote:Texiban, did Coach ever tell you about the time he was arrested for being a "peepin' tom"..........he was looking in Holly's bedroom window. He had gotten away with looking in the windows of Natrae, Beetlebaum, and AG so he tried to do the same to Holly and she caught him and had him arrested. AG even gave him a video of herself and Speedy doing the nasty because she was so flattered that anyone would still want to look in her window at this late date......you know, vericose veins, crowsfeet. sagging boobs.
It was all a big mistake. I thought I was looking at the elephant cage at the Houston Zoo. It turned out that Holly was actually the elephant and the guy I thought was a zoo keeper with an elephant fetish turned out to be JB.
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Author Topic: Joe Horn... (Read 436 times)
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« Result #4 on Dec 4, 2007, 7:07pm »
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Texiban, did Coach ever tell you about the time he was arrested for being a "peepin' tom"..........he was looking in Holly's bedroom window. He had gotten away with looking in the windows of Natrae, Beetlebaum, and AG so he tried to do the same to Holly and she caught him and had him arrested. AG even gave him a video of herself and Speedy doing the nasty because she was so flattered that anyone would still want to look in her window at this late date......you know, vericose veins, crowsfeet. sagging boobs.
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Author Topic: This is getting serious (Read 291 times)
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Re: This is getting serious
« Result #5 on Nov 11, 2007, 12:41am »
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I was taking a sh*t and I thought about you and Holly and the turd crawled back up in my a$$...
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Author Topic: GET WELL COACH! (Read 138 times)
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Re: GET WELL COACH!
« Result #6 on Oct 31, 2007, 3:19pm »
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Your left arm would be fine if you'd stop using it to choke your chicken. I'm sure Holly is hoping for your quick recovery.
In all seriousness, get well soon and keep an eye on hospital employees.
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Author Topic: GET WELL COACH! (Read 138 times)
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Re: GET WELL COACH!
« Result #7 on Oct 30, 2007, 11:47am »
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Coach, stay out of Holly.
Get well soon.
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Author Topic: matt schaub revisited (Read 191 times)
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Re: matt schaub revisited
« Result #8 on Oct 16, 2007, 2:09pm »
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Quote:Hembo and AB need to get a room at Motel 6 and work through their problems.
If they register under yours and Holly's name they can get a volume discount (and a king sized double decker Holly sized mattress).
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Author Topic: Talk about an airhead....Kathy Griffin (Read 94 times)
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Re: Talk about an airhead....Kathy Griffin
« Result #9 on Oct 1, 2007, 2:48pm »
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I think Kathy Griffin should have to do a 3some with Holly and JB. That will teach the b*tch.
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Author Topic: Milton Bradley (Read 284 times)
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Re: Milton Bradley
« Result #10 on Sept 27, 2007, 5:48pm »
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Quote:Yeah, it is. But that's just how JB rolls when he's not "roll"ing Holly in a 500 pound bag of flower to look for the moist spot
You didn't use flour. You put her in a bathtub full of water, poured in a bottle of peroxide, and watched for the bubble.
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Author Topic: Milton Bradley (Read 284 times)
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« Result #11 on Sept 27, 2007, 5:12pm »
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Yeah, it is. But that's just how JB rolls when he's not "roll"ing Holly in a 500 pound bag of flower to look for the moist spot
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Author Topic: Milton Bradley (Read 284 times)
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Re: Milton Bradley
« Result #12 on Sept 27, 2007, 3:11pm »
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Back in the 70's and early 80's the bushes could use a little trimming. These days the bushes are usually cleared.
Coach are you back on Holly again?
According to JB, Holly doesn't have a bush, she's got the whole forest.
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Author Topic: Milton Bradley (Read 284 times)
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« Result #13 on Sept 27, 2007, 3:09pm »
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Back in the 70's and early 80's the bushes could use a little trimming. These days the bushes are usually cleared.
Coach are you back on Holly again?
He gets off Holly just long enough to eat, go to the bathroom, and then he's right back on again. He says he likes it because there's always a new wrinkle for him to tickle.
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Author Topic: Milton Bradley (Read 284 times)
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Re: Milton Bradley
« Result #14 on Sept 27, 2007, 2:59pm »
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Quote:Though sometimes the bush does need to be trimmed!
Back in the 70's and early 80's the bushes could use a little trimming. These days the bushes are usually cleared.
Coach are you back on Holly again?
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Author Topic: draytie the cheap skate (Read 413 times)
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Re: draytie the cheap skate
« Result #15 on Aug 28, 2007, 9:14pm »
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LMFAO
It would also be like giving Coach some Spanish fly while he was alone in a room with Holly.
A spanish pterodactyl couldn't make anyone horny enough to go after Holly, besides you.
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Author Topic: draytie the cheap skate (Read 413 times)
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Re: draytie the cheap skate
« Result #16 on Aug 28, 2007, 6:54pm »
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I dont know who holly is but im sure you would try and play hide the salami...
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May God bless our troops, the GOP and the home of the brave
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Author Topic: draytie the cheap skate (Read 413 times)
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« Result #17 on Aug 28, 2007, 5:22pm »
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Quote:No Lidge cannot be trusted. This would be like giving Pee Wee Herman a free pass to a peep show!
LMFAO
It would also be like giving Coach some Spanish fly while he was alone in a room with Holly.
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Author Topic: how often (Read 285 times)
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Re: how often
« Result #18 on Aug 23, 2007, 3:54pm »
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Let's up the ante...........the loser of this bet has to take part in a fivesome with Holly, AG, Natrae, and beetlebaum.
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Author Topic: Logging in (Read 39 times)
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Re: Logging in
« Result #19 on Aug 22, 2007, 4:23pm »
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Tell Holly to stop getting crumbs in your keyboard.
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Author Topic: Berkman (Read 446 times)
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Re: Berkman
« Result #20 on Aug 20, 2007, 4:21pm »
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Quote:Berkman needs a slumpbuster something terrible. If one of you guys can convince redbaron to give up Holly for a few minutes, we might be able to get Berkman back on track.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slump+buster That will be a cold day in Hell. You know JBis not about to give her up Coach.
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« Result #21 on Aug 20, 2007, 4:18pm »
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Berkman needs a slumpbuster something terrible. If one of you guys can convince redbaron to give up Holly for a few minutes, we might be able to get Berkman back on track.
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Author Topic: Has the reach-a-round replaced the High 5? (Read 77 times)
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Re: Has the reach-a-round replaced the High 5?
« Result #22 on Jul 31, 2007, 4:23pm »
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JB patted Holly on the ass one time as she rounded his bed, it set off a tidal wave of ass that took out his bedroom wall.
Then there was the time he took her to Lake Conroe and told her to get in the water. As soon as Holly stepped in, the water flowed over the dam and flooded everyone within 20 miles of the San Jacinto river.
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Author Topic: Linbrink traded for...... (Read 218 times)
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Re: Linbrink traded for......
« Result #23 on Jul 26, 2007, 3:39pm »
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I see Coach took Holly to a truck scales and had her weighed.
I'm not opposed to trading Lidge if the price is right. We don't need a shortstop........we have the best one in the league. He's a weak hitter but if we upgrade at catcher and other positions, it won't matter what Everett hits.
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Author Topic: Linbrink traded for...... (Read 218 times)
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Re: Linbrink traded for......
« Result #24 on Jul 26, 2007, 2:47pm »
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Quote:You have to trade quality to get quality.
Lidge would bring a TON.
Then we would have to add a player equal to Lidge's ability to get JB's girlfriend, Holly.
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Author Topic: Question (Read 83 times)
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Re: Question
« Result #25 on Jul 26, 2007, 2:38pm »
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JB would have brought Holly up from his fruit of the looms before he brought Lane up.
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Author Topic: Coach Nailed It (Read 42 times)
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Re: Coach Nailed It
« Result #26 on Jun 29, 2007, 12:22pm »
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Now, let's see if we can figure out when and where Coach will take Holly out to celebrate.
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Author Topic: Roid rage? (Read 439 times)
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Re: Roid rage?
« Result #27 on Jun 26, 2007, 4:34pm »
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Author Topic: Adam Everett=Ozzie Smith?
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Re: Adam Everett=Ozzie Smith?
« Result #28 on Jun 14, 2007, 1:39pm »
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There's no way possible to get that much paper for a life size poster of Holly.
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Author Topic: Adam Everett=Ozzie Smith?
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Re: Adam Everett=Ozzie Smith?
« Result #29 on Jun 14, 2007, 12:32pm »
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Yeah, you thought Holly should be your pin-up girl, you met her, and have had life-sized posters of her ever since and also a genuine Holly blow-up doll.
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Author Topic: Getting Banned (Read 175 times)
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Re: Getting Banned
« Result #30 on Jun 7, 2007, 2:36pm »
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And regarding the foursome of Holly, JB, a strap on and a case of vaseline.
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Author Topic: password for the Foul Pole (Read 298 times)
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Re: password for the Foul Pole
« Result #31 on Jun 1, 2007, 9:37am »
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I sent an email asking for a password to the foul pole. Maybe you can lay off Holly for awhile and send me one.
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Author Topic: You know Garner has thrown in the towel (Read 46 times)
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Re: You know Garner has thrown in the towel
« Result #32 on May 25, 2007, 5:05pm »
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I know a guy who tried to get a Woody messing around with a Holly.
