redneck logic

[dtex]

Two rednecks, earl and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking
beer Earl turns to Bubba and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.'

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Earl goes down to the college and meets with the Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Earl says, 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

The dean says, 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would
have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because
you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that
because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Earl shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go
meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed
up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'

Earl says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'

[fat albert]

That be funny! At least redneck crackers can laugh about it!