Clemens and Pettitte caught using one bed

[redbaron]

Left Bed In Clemens, Pettitte's Shared Hotel Room Clearly Unused

July 26, 2007 | | Onion Sports



KANSAS CITY—One of the beds in the hotel room occupied by Yankee pitchers and offseason workout partners Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens was left completely untouched during the first night of the team's four-game road series, sources at the Embassy Suites in Kansas City reported early Tuesday morning. "It is quite peculiar, especially since both men were there when I delivered the tray of chocolate-covered strawberries they ordered from room service at 11:30 p.m.," said room maid Maria Santos, who claimed the bed remained exactly as she left it the morning before, save for the removal of one pillow, which was found at the foot of the other bed with a slight tear in the fabric. "Normally I would have been happy to only have to make one bed, had the other one not been a complete mess. And somehow everything on the top of the kitchen table ended up on the floor, too." Andy Pettitte was not available for comment, and is day-to-day with a sore groin.

[texiban001]

WTF? I guess they really can't quit each other! Brokebackin' at it's very worst! ;D

[Coach]

You guys do realize that came from "the Onion"...
Ya gotta love the pillowbiting reference...

[texiban001]

Yeah it is pretty funny though. I wonder who was the "Butch" and who was the "b*tch"? And were they dressed as Storm Troopers?

[tbone421998]

Andy Pettitte was not available for comment, and is day-to-day with a sore groin.

Based on this quote, it's obvious that Andy is the "Butch". After all, Roger is the Drama Queen of all Drama Queen's so she eh I mean he would be the "b*tch".

[texiban001]

Quiet possible, however Andie's groin pull could have happened if Roger had *oddamned common decency and gave him a reach around! ;D

[hembo36]

well clemens said when he signed with the yankees he would say why at the end of the year..hmmm..He gives a whole new meaning to rocket

[astrobuddy]

If Clemens said he would say at the end of the year its because he has to wait and see if the Yankees make the playoffs. If they dont he will have one answer and if they do he will have an entirely different answer.

Roger Clemens is such a media whore.

[hembo36]

ahaaaa, ab..I agree..i didnt think about that..good catch