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Post by crashtest on Sept 18, 2007 14:52:29 GMT -5
Yes, this does have some baseball pertinence. Say Brandon Backe needed Tommy John surgery, which he did. Well, he really didn't "need" it, except to continue his career for which he stands to be paid millions. Under Hillary's plan, who would pay for this? The TAXPAYER (the guv'ment?)  If Suzie Stinkysnatch wanted to further her career as a tiddy-bar dancer, would the guv'ment pay for her breast augmentation? You know damn-well the guv'ment is going to pay for sex-change operations. So when some things get paid for and some things don't (will we all get Lasik? Whose kids are going to have straight teeth?) who decides? And why should a dime of my money go so Carlos Lee can have liposuction for his fat, lazy ass? |
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Post by jbarron on Sept 18, 2007 14:57:48 GMT -5
Drayton should pay for Lee's needed lipsuction on his fat ass.
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Post by crashtest on Sept 18, 2007 15:16:02 GMT -5
So when a football player breaks his neck ---- please note, the human body was not designed to weigh 280 pounds and run 40 yards in 4 seconds and collide head on with another such beast --- and needs hundreds of thousands of dollars of rehab and institutional care, is that REALLY something the guv'ment = THE TAXPAYER needs to pick up? I mean, it's not like the guy was hurt defending his country or something, he was only defending a 500 square yard piece of turf called an endzone. So, even if the team pays the bills, who determines how much the bills are? Let's say there is an orthopedic doctor who knows how to re-attach elbow ligaments so a pitcher can pitch effectively again. Why can't he set his price? I mean, Carlos "The Phat Phuck" Lee gets $100, 000 million, why can't the doctor command $100,000? or even $10,000? $hit, the guv'ment will probably set the price at $1,000.
So, let's say the orthopedic whiz gets to set his price. Why will I get stuck with a $700 re-imbursement for a delivery of a baby? Why can't I set MY price???
And, my dear comrade, your turn is just around the corner....
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Post by texiban001 on Sept 18, 2007 15:17:08 GMT -5
This will be another incentive for even MORE illegal immigration. Tia Tortillapatter will come running across the Rio Grande to have her ingrown toenails removed. IF they will come and have vasectomies and tubal ligations, then it might mot be so bad!
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Post by Coach on Sept 18, 2007 15:47:41 GMT -5
Hey, hey, hey, whoa there pardner, Suzie Stinkysnatch is just a poor farm girl working at the tiddy bar to pay her tution at C*cknball U (at least that's what she told me). I say if Suzie needs some biguns to entertain the masses with, the guvment needs to do us a favor and pay for them for her.
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Post by crashtest on Sept 18, 2007 16:25:54 GMT -5
....pronounced Stin'-kiss"-natch (accent on the second syllable) .... a Czech name. Translates something along the lines of "malodorous beaver"
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Post by Coach on Sept 18, 2007 16:28:52 GMT -5
I thought it translated in to "Clinton intern".
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Post by crashtest on Sept 18, 2007 16:39:21 GMT -5
I heard she was transferring to USC (University of South Carolina) to be a GameC*nt after turning down a serious offer from OSU (Oregon State University) to be a Beaver.
Stinkysnatch, Stinkysnatch,
RAW RAW RAW
Stinkysnatch, Stinkysnatch,
CYST BOOB BRA
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Post by texiban001 on Sept 19, 2007 6:45:24 GMT -5
ROF...LMAO!
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Post by gracie on Sept 19, 2007 10:43:16 GMT -5
Okay guys ya'll made me spew my coffee on my keyboard this morning. Thanks for the laugh this morning!!! Carry on...... I can't wait for the rest of the saga of Suzie Stinkysnatch.
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Post by texiban001 on Sept 19, 2007 15:35:10 GMT -5
This is the story about a skank named Suz.
Poor little hooker barely kept up her pimp's dues.
Then one morning she was using vaseline,
threw her back out and went to emergency.
Slipped disc, need money.
Then came Hillary with her health care plan.
Told Suz pimp, "Now don't you worry man!"
Goverment's gonna fix her up real good,
Gonna make everyone live down in the hood!
High taxes, socialist state.
The Socialist Hilllbillies!
Starring Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama, John Edwards
A Democratic National Party Production
"Keep workin' hard now, ya' hear?"
(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)
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Post by Coach on Sept 19, 2007 15:41:40 GMT -5
That's funny as hell, Tex...
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Post by crashtest on Sept 19, 2007 18:03:47 GMT -5
Tex, that truly was superb. BTW, your subscript reminded me that Suzie called to say that her German cousin, Mary Jane Rottencrotch, transferred to USC as well.. The saga continues......
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If Suzie Stinkysnatch wanted to further her career as a tiddy-bar dancer, would the guv'ment pay for her breast augmentation? You know damn-well the guv'ment is going to pay for sex-change operations. So when some things get paid for and some things don't (will we all get Lasik? Whose kids are going to have straight teeth?) who decides? And why should a dime of my money go so Carlos Lee can have liposuction for his fat, lazy ass? 
