Texiban e-mailed this to me today.

[Coach]

True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:


1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[ikedilligas]

That's a tough one. None are good. I have a distinct feeling though that if #3 were true then #1 and #2 may not even apply as you may not have either a wife or a girlfiend.

[notdead]

Speaking of orifices that a penis will fit through, ask Coach why he sports a full face beard.

[Coach]

Ask notdead was he's sporting my nuts on his chin.

[astrobuddy]

Either way guys, it aint good.

[texiban001]

I have known Coach for 30 years, trust me he looks better with the beard. You should have seen him with the AFRO in the late 70's! That was some funny shi*!

[tbone421998]

Coach, were you sporting a beard at that first Astros game we went to?

[Coach]

Yeah, I think so.