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Post by Coach on Aug 13, 2007 10:26:56 GMT -5
My best friend Texiban was telling me about Speed Racer coming to the big screen. Some of you may remember that Saturday morning cartoon.
A couple of observations about that show.
1. Speed Racer isn't too f**king bright...
a. He can't even recognize his own brother's (Racer X) voice. b. He's too stupid to check the trunk of his car for his little brother and his f**king overall wearing chimp. Those troublemakers are always in the trunk of his car.
2. How come when the saw blades come out and instantaneously saw down the trees, the Mach 5 doesn't run over the f**ken tree stump thats left?
I will leave some other observations for you guys.
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Post by Coach on Aug 13, 2007 10:34:37 GMT -5
They go out on a 3 hour cruise. That's an hour and a half out and an hour and a half back. That boat probably goes about 25 miles and hour. How f**king far off course can you get when you are only 35-40 miles away from land at most? That's just saying they went in a straight line which they wouldn't do since they were probably touring the Hawaian Islands. That must have been some storm.
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Post by texiban001 on Aug 17, 2007 8:52:40 GMT -5
Speed definitely wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree. 1. Why the hell didn't he have a lock on the trunk? 2. Where the hell did the grips on the grip tires come from? 3. The "Car Acrobatic Team"? I also think that Trixie had something going with Sparky and possibly Chim-Chim! ( maybe with Mom Racer too!)
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Post by texiban001 on Aug 17, 2007 8:57:37 GMT -5
Observations about Gilligan's Island:
Are you serious, tell me that if you were stuck on an island with these losers that you wouldn't immediately kill gilligan as soon as he screwed up the first rescue idea.
Would you let the Professor or the Skipper even think about boinkin' Mary Ann or Ginger?
Would you put up with that fat bastard giving orders?
Would you even waste the effort of feeding the Howells'?
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