Post by dtex on Oct 30, 2007 15:12:23 GMT -5
A couple from Alabama, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". After performing the necessary procedure, the doctor asked them what finally made them make the decision......why, after nine children, would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had heard on Fox News that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and that he and his wife didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.