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Post by Coach on Nov 19, 2007 20:58:23 GMT -5
A Phatass Buffet
RyanEd hasn't posted at Speedy's since the 11-14 and they are starting to get worried. They need to check for him at Ci Ci's Pizza buffet.
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Post by texiban001 on Nov 20, 2007 8:00:50 GMT -5
Fat phuck probably can't get tot he keyboard anymore. Probably ran out of breath just thinking about it.
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Post by Coach on Nov 20, 2007 9:28:56 GMT -5
The police said Ryan was last seen with his long time love interest. Below is a police sketch of her...  |
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Post by jbarron on Nov 20, 2007 9:32:11 GMT -5
He can't reach under the rolls of blubber with his "love interest". He has to hold an extension to probe for it. Last I heard, AG was trying to find it by using her sense of smell.
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Post by jbarron on Nov 20, 2007 13:16:37 GMT -5
I noticed this post from Chris Truby's stalker:
Don't those idiots know that this pathetic a$$h*le is just staying away from posting to see how much attention he can get? He wants to see how many of them will come on there and offer sympathy. He is a pitiful excuse for a man and spends his days laying on his fat ass wallowing in self-pity over a condition he brought on himself. His buddies need to ignore him until he gets up off his fat ass and starts trying to help himself.
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Post by texiban001 on Nov 20, 2007 16:23:32 GMT -5
But they won't, because they are all just like him.
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Post by Coach on Nov 20, 2007 16:28:55 GMT -5
We need to call that A&E show "Intervention" to follow RyanEd around. It might be too much for them to handle intervening between RyanEd and a ham sandwich.
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Post by jbarron on Nov 20, 2007 16:35:29 GMT -5
I wouldn't be surprisied to learn that RyanED is in the hospital having an enema to aleviate an impacted bowel. He had to wait for carpenters to remove a window so they could get a forklift in there to haul his fat ass out of the house.
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