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Post by jbarron on Dec 9, 2007 11:57:36 GMT -5
Please read the following and all questions will be answered.  I wonder how long he's been bending over for Wandy. |
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Post by Coach on Dec 10, 2007 11:30:06 GMT -5
I'm sure we all know what Wandy's been rubbing him with.....
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Post by tbone421998 on Dec 10, 2007 15:56:05 GMT -5
I'm sure we all know what Wandy's been rubbing him with..... At least you and Ken do Coach, they rest of us aren't wired the same way as you two so we don't know about stuff like that. ;D |
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Post by Ken on Dec 10, 2007 19:36:09 GMT -5
That's the most hilarious quote in the history of Astros message boards.
I would LOVE to believe that RyanEd is a normal guy like JB, Coach or myself ( or maybe just me and JB) with a rapier wit who laughs his ass off every time he posts something and reads the responses...the truth is just too pathetic to swallow...
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Post by Ken on Dec 10, 2007 19:43:57 GMT -5
Why, his magic "Wandy, of course!"  RyanEd's magic "Wandy" is his right hand. That is, if he can get it under all the folds, of course. He would be so tired after all that struggle anyway, that he couldn't "close" the deal. Much easier just to grab a handful of red and green Christmas M&M's and stuff em down his gob. |
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Post by jbarron on Dec 10, 2007 23:49:28 GMT -5
I'm sure that after Christmas RyanED will open a thread to describe more health problems......gained 20 pounds, has a case of impacted bowels, snot has backed up in his nose, he can't find his pecker. etc. He reminds me of this true story told to me by a coach I worked with who was an EMT on the weekends. They received a call one weekend to go pick up this woman who weighed about 450 because she thought she was having a heart attack. They took her in and ran tests and found no sign of heart problems. When the nurses aides were trying to bathe her, they raised her left boob and a chicken bone with a sharp point came out of it and fell on the floor causing this hog to say that she had just got relief from the pain. LOL LOL I swear that is a true story.
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Post by texiban001 on Dec 11, 2007 10:01:50 GMT -5
That is TRULY hilarious JB. It is also a sad commentary on the fitness of America.
In RyanED's case though, I think about the time a HFD EMT told me about the time he and his partner went to a house in the Montrose responding to a call and found two Q's freaking out about the rodent one had up his ass and couldn't get it out. I like to died laughing!
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Post by Ken on Dec 11, 2007 13:40:03 GMT -5
OMG JB!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW LAPTOP, I just spit tea all over this one. GD that was funny!
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Post by jbarron on Dec 11, 2007 23:18:17 GMT -5
Ken, that was a true story. I worked on the coaching staff with this guy who was an EMT and he is still one of my best friends. You should have seen some of the reactions he got when he'd tell that at scratch meetings before track meets and at all-district selection meetings. One coach nearly choked on some ribs we were eating at this great restaurant in LaGrange. LOL LOL
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