New Clemens Commercial

[crashtest]

OK, how's this for a new commercial with Debbie and Roger. Remember the one where he asks Debbie if he should un-un-un-retire? The call gets dropped and Roger assumes that her silence means she has given her OK? Well, try this one:

Debbie: Hi Roger, it's Debbie. Hey, is it OK with you if I inject my juicy lips with Botox?

Roger hears: Hey Roger it's ...OK..(for)..you..(to)..inject....juice...(in the) buttocks

Roger: Really?

Debbie: Yeah, Roger, it's accepted medical treatment, everybody's doing it.

Roger: OK, that's great, let's do it. Hey guys, where's the juice? Debbie says she heard it's OK. I'll be good for another 5 years.

[Coach]

Don't you know that Clemens would never shoot steroids? Shame on you Crash.

[vega51]

Guys, Clemens will pitch this year and is going to be for the Astros, and will have a very good half a year with us.

Rotation at the end is going to be:

1. Oswalt
2. Clemens
3. Wandy
4. Backe
5. Woody

I still think we need one more starter.

[texiban001]

He probably didn't shoot them, he probably found a way to drink them! ;D Screw this a$$h*le. If there is a baseball God, he will blow out an elbow on his first pitch!

[ikedilligas]

vega51 said:

Guys, Clemens will pitch this year and is going to be for the Astros, and will have a very good half a year with us.

Rotation at the end is going to be:

1. Oswalt
2. Clemens
3. Wandy
4. Backe
5. Woody

I still think we need one more starter.

As intriguing as that might sound, I can't see it happening. I think he is done. But then again, his ego might not let him go out with his name being dragged through the mud. Maybe he comes back and pees in a cup every day. Just to 'prove' he is clean.

Now whether it's for us or the Yankmees remains to be seen.

For now, I don't see it happening.